I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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