READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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