I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
handjob tips. give me some.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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