No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
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