i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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