no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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