doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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