In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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