Her vagina should come with caution tape.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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