my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Can I color on your dick again?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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