we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
His hands were made for my vagina.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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