Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
