their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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