sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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