I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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