Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
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