Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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