Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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