does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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