we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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