thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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