can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Even the bartender felt bad for me
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
you will always have a special place in my vag
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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