margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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