Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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