question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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