Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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