You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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