Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
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I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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