Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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