What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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