i think i have herpe
just one?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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