so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Welp...herpes.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Randomize
