K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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