So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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