I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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