Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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