I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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