I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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