Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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