How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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