my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
