My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
She's the barista slut.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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