i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Just puked most of my soul out..
Randomize
