brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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