Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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