Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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