So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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