she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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