im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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