I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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