Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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