What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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