Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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