he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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