yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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