Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Randomize
