He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
