Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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