sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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