420 ftw
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I just want nice things and good sex
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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