I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
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