I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Can you repeat that, but with context?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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